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Urban Dictionary

1.(n.)an unpleasant word that usually small children use to describe how they don't like someone; just plain creepy when a parent says it.
2.(n.)a nasty brown substance that comes out of your rear and lands in the toilet.
1.child: "No I don't want to go into time out! You're such a doodie!"
2.Ralph looked into the toilet and saw someone forgot to flush; there was a doodie floating in there.
Doodie by Kirsti Ferret November 6, 2007

Mistletoe Merryman 

Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
Mistletoe Merryman is a very odd person.
Mistletoe Merryman by Kemayahs Bestie November 26, 2021

Chode Soup

A sweet soup made of sweat that has come off of the area between your rectum and your nutsack.
Waiter, there is a hair in my chode soup!
Chode Soup by Sethypoo June 4, 2005

Zombie Sunday 

Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
"Hey, what are you doing for Zombie Sunday?"
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
Zombie Sunday by nephlim January 11, 2009

lyrical stylist 

A person who has a flair to making lines rhyme,
One who does it so awesomely, he makes his dimes,
He can conjure up a song at his whim or fancy,

He makes every thing rhyme, even to a name like Nancy,

Time and time again his pen is his mightiest weapon,
He spurts out lines faster than you make things happen,
He is a lyrical stylist.

Bi Lesbian 

A bi lesbian, sometimes also referred to as pan lesbian, is a woman who is primarily attracted to women but has some limited attraction to men. Most commonly, Bi lesbians have romantic and sexual attraction to women, but for men, the attraction is exclusively sexual, or exclusively romantic. A bi lesbian can also be a woman who primarily dates women and is attracted to women, but will sometimes very occasionally date or have sexual relations with a man.
Guy: Hey, would you go on a date with me?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men.
Guy: I thought you said you where bi though?
Girl: I'm a bi lesbian, not bi. I have physical attraction to men, but no romantic attraction to them.
Bi Lesbian by katonakob August 20, 2020
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