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Wankin Joe

The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.
Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.

Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.

I love sperm
Wankin Joe by Buddy May 30, 2004
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A type of person that can’t think for themselves and tries to fit in by liking whatever everyone else or what their favourite person in the group likes.
You really did what Jane did? You are so Egduein.
Egduein by siggesinner January 4, 2022
A Walkin is usually someone who’s very kind & sweet, despite what their somewhat gothic demeanor would suggest.

They’re very creative & love to come up with large & expansive stories, weather they be for telling others or their own personal fanfics. You can always count on them in times of need, and can tell them absolutely anything, no matter what they will try and help you through whatever your problems & feelings are, even if they don’t show their own that often.

Walkins also are often tall & skinny, often wearing large coats or jackets, as well as having longer nails & hair, & overall are really cute & attractive, oh & they have a nice ass lol.

Walkins are people who will often make you very comfortable with talking about things you normally would be very embarrassed to talk about, whether that be due to a safe aura about them, or them being so knowledgeable on the subject in question it’s almost a little concerning, they will always be there to make the questions that would be to awkward to talk about with anyone else into fun conversations that you can learn things from.

Overall Walkins are very kind, caring, funny, and just incredible people that you should always cherish if you happen to be lucky enough to have one in your life.
“Oh yeah, the other day I talked to Walkin about that, and now it all makes so much more sense to me.”
Walkin by Br4x July 29, 2022

know knothing 

To know knothing is to misspell 'know nothing', so it means the same thing as to 'know nothing'.

It is rumored to have originated in a Twitter conversation by MiriIsACat in 2014.
Girl: "You know knothing"
Guy: "Know knothing, KNOTHING. NEVER FORGET. #KNOWKNOTHING2014"
know knothing by John W.W. March 30, 2014

rug rubber

Term used to identify a female as a Lesbian, as the "rug" is slang for female pubic hairs. Thus, rubbing a "rug" on another "rug" represents two lesbians grinding their pelvic areas together.
Hank, don't even bother asking that girl out, she's a Rug Rubber.
rug rubber by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Roster-bate 

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.
I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

Square bop 

Basically, a square bop is the bitches dat be out here gold-diggin', rippin' through, takin' it to the face, she's down to go in, down for whatever, down for the whole squad. She's ready to get it in and pretty much goes around like a track star. She's nothin', she's whatever...
You know cuz, I'm tryna fuck on dat Charlene tonight.

You know she a square bop, bruh? The whole block been up in her lol.
Square bop by Jmoneydabest May 9, 2014