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Ketchup PreJack 

That semi-gooey, clear liquid that comes out of an unshaken ketchup bottle before thr actual ketchup comes out
Damnit, I got ketchup PreJack all over my fries. I can't eat this shit! It looks like Ronald McDonald jerked on my plate now!
Ketchup PreJack by StrongDynamics September 30, 2020
A face people text or type in a suiting situation, often a good, happy one.
(or ^_^;; for sweating/sweatdrop)
Oh, don't worry, I didn't hurt anyone ^_^
^_^ by Yamikumo Kun April 24, 2018

nob-gobbler 

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat
1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.
nob-gobbler by Assex 776 May 27, 2008
( noun ) The Twizm or Twizm's are the flaps of skin in front of and behind the Rectum. It is there to Ensure that fecies do not leave the region of your anal cavity. When you wipe from front to back or vise versa, you do not get shit on your balls or vagina, and same for your lower back.
I'm glad i have a twizm so i don't get shit on my balls.
twizm by Soldier in the shit December 28, 2005

coast-to-coaster 

(noun)
Any contiguous amount of human excrement (generally in a coherent cable form) that may be partially submerged but surfaces on opposite sides of the bowl, touching dry porcelain on each end.
"Man, check out this coast-to-coaster of mine from last summer!" *holds up polaroid*
coast-to-coaster by Zor Prime December 1, 2003
When your significant other doesn't pass the cigarette you're supposed to be splitting with them.
Hey, you gonna quit being a boogart and give me a turn on that cigarette?
Boogart by NayKay June 23, 2022
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