guerrilla wedding
A spontaneous wedding held in a public location without securing a permit. For more free-wheeling types that are loath to go through red tape just to say "I do".
guerrilla wedding by TDubSLP June 19, 2016
Urban Dictionary
melling
Obnoxiously asking for answers to questions that cannot be given as they are out of the group's control. Upon promptly being reminded of this fact, then doubling down on their question by obliviously reminding the group of how long of a drive they have, which is completely un-unique from a large portion of said group
melling by Triton-King70 June 26, 2023
Joke
Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c
Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
Joke by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020
Slumlord City
A term to describe Los Angeles because It’s an overpriced city filled with landlords who price gouge their rent and don’t bother to have the place remodeled unless if they can charge more for it. You won’t be able to find a studio in LA that’s clean and well kept unless if it’s newly remodeled. Almost every building is old and has tons of pests and roaches in them. You’re basically paying high cost living for slummy living.
“Hey boo. I just got back from Los Angeles after being there for a month.”
“Ew. You mean slumlord city?”
“Why are you calling it that?”
“Because, you can’t get a nice place without roaches or a psycho landlord unless if you make a lot of money already. Those slum lords leach off of their tenants and don’t even bother to fix up the place. When I lived there, everyone there pretty much calls it slumlord city. Many people are moving out of LA because buildings are dominated by them.”
“Ew. You mean slumlord city?”
“Why are you calling it that?”
“Because, you can’t get a nice place without roaches or a psycho landlord unless if you make a lot of money already. Those slum lords leach off of their tenants and don’t even bother to fix up the place. When I lived there, everyone there pretty much calls it slumlord city. Many people are moving out of LA because buildings are dominated by them.”
Slumlord City by Politicallycorrectdemocrat March 29, 2021
DOAH
DOAH by iloveskokie777 September 5, 2010
soccer
Yoslan
A mexican femboy faggot who gets no bitches and wastes his life playing friday night funkin and five nights at freddys and terraRIA AND CUPHEAD. pussy
Person 1: "Hey, where did Yoslan go?" Person 2: "Who? Ohhhh, you mean that stupid boy loving degenerate piece of shit faggot? I don't know, probably left the party cuz no bitches were tryna be on his dick cuz he plays Terraria"
Yoslan by Positive Circulator March 9, 2022