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Urban Dictionary

Granny Fart 

The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.
"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"

"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"
Granny Fart by ThaKriz September 22, 2009
Wears too many bracelets, is usually sporting converses or boots, has atleast 20 piercings, tons of friends and a really hot Boyfriend named Cole Johnson, has a thing for charcoal art. She is into music and loves dancing to depressing techno music! Watch out because she might just pop you in the face if you try to be a cock blocker! Oh and of course, she goes to an all girls Catholic highschool. FUCK. Her best friends include Cole, Amy, Brandie, Aud, Catherine, and Demi along with a few others!
1. Did you see that Soozen wanna-be? She only had 4 piercings! What a poser.

2. Your decked out bracelets are sooo Soozen.
Soozen by Horse Destroyer December 14, 2008

Cinnabon 

Cinnabon is the name of a company that sells Cinnabons as the name implies
This "Gene Takovic" guy works in a Cinnabon in Omaha I sure do hope he isn't a "con man in Albuquerque".
Cinnabon by Jacn September 30, 2023

Your mom 

I did your mom. Sorry bud

dirty walker 

when you're sucking your girl's big toe as she twists your balls into a knot and proceeds to stick her foot into your anus making you climax on her dog.
Bro mattie gave the hardest dirty walker of my life, her dog is stuck to the wall.
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