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ceiling of my mouth 

The upper portion of the inside of the mouth. More commonly and incorrectly referred to as the "roof" of the mouth. This doesn't make sense because it's inside, like a ceiling, not outside, like a roof. The scalp and hair are the roof of your head, and your mouth has a ceiling.
Jim: "Hey Dan, want some tortilla chips or some Captain Crunch?"

Dan: "No thanks. Last night, I made a pizza in the oven, and like an idiot, I bit into a piece right away. The hot cheese burned the ceiling of my mouth. It hurts. I need to eat apple sauce for a few days".
ceiling of my mouth by orangek July 20, 2011
Tubbs is a fatass cat from the game Neko Atsume. He eats all your expensive food but he won't even touch the cheap foods. After eating ALL your food, he then proceeds to take a nice long nap just to spite you. While he is there, no other cats will come. In short, he is the devil.
Player: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, TUBBS ATE ALL MY FOOD AGAIN
Tubbs: *sleeping*
Player: WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCK AND GTFO
Tubbs by CounterSkil May 23, 2016

above average 

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.
Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.
above average by Jon December 26, 2006
1. That one thing you’re constantly forgetting
2. An item of utmost secrecy
3. A very useful tool
1. Boy: By the way, your pants are bloody.
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.

2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.

3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!

Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!
Pad by ThatOnePerson112 May 8, 2019
A main antagonist, does bad evil things, fucks ur ass.
HI VILLIAN MR JOKER IM BATMAN LETS HUG!!!!
Villian by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

jaslendy 

A girl who is always reliable and cute. She is very determined and very athletic. She has passion for basketball. She always puts someones needs before her own. She is very cute, adorable, and very beautiful. Any guy would be lucky to have a girl like her.
"Yo you dating Jaslendy yet?"

"Nah not yet, I'm planning on asking her out later."
jaslendy by Imagiinati0n April 15, 2023

freakadeak 

man who luvs to freak witchoo...
i'm a freakadeak..luv to get withchoo..
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