A slang word for erection or hard-on. As an erection is the 'stiffing' of the penis, a 'stiffy' is an understandable slang word. Normally used by children first discovering sexual things.

A matronophile is a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to older women, particularly those who are mature, middle-aged, or senior. The term comes from the Latin word matrona (meaning a mature woman or matriarch) and the Greek suffix -phile (meaning lover of).

to be in a state of disarray.

That one or two extra frys at the bottom of the bag of take out fast food.

The process of having your penis blown by your favorite slut while driving your car.

Someone who is quite stupid yet funny. Ep is a term of like bruh and tard is retarted. That makes someone Eptarted. It normally works if there last or first name starts like ep or eb or something like that. They are normally cocky and rich but act poor. It is a term of endearment. You can also use it in place as a name.