Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

LAIR 

Share definition Flag
a misspelled version of the word "liar" conceived by henndrixxdiorr on discord.
"you're such a baldheaded LAIR!"
LAIR by 27k_xa July 13, 2023

benzoned 

Share definition Flag
When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Second Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

First Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

Third Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets Benzoned by the girl)

Silbiya 

Share definition Flag
Damnn that girl is a silbiya”
Silbiya by mommy?sorry,mommy? November 18, 2021

3bps

Share definition Flag
such a sexy motherfucker and will carry you in any game holy shit hes so sexy he gets all the girls and hes a sigma male
he has straight A's but hes not straight and he gets all the males and females god i would become gay for him and hes sexy
3bps by 3bpsissexy June 18, 2022

stitches 

Share definition Flag
$ cash dollars euros notes amount of a price or cost of something.

how much money or trade lending
"I found a new game for my Nintendo for about fifteen stitches!"
"I quit smoking it's going to save me somuch stitches."
"Dad asked me for a stitch I told him, I don't have it."
stitches by Jm8a May 10, 2023

Shit-Faced Cockmaster 

Share definition Flag
/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
Shit-Faced Cockmaster by Coolio January 16, 2004
Next