Racial slur for people of Somali descent. A reference to Cedar Riverside, an apartment complex in Minneapolis, Minnesota known for the highest Somali population in the United States.

When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital

The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.

Some chick that is incredibly awesome, and pwns teh WHOLE WIDE WORLD. Makes fun of weaboos a bunch. and yeah. Is awesome.

A very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your anus, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. The feeling could be described as Satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the asshole.)

the uncontrollable cough/throat tickle you get when eating an otter pop treat.