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Mariano Rivera

Arguably the best closer in baseball of all-time. Has been a pitcher on the New York Yankees his whole career, which is now 10 years. He is a.k.a Mr. Automatic because when he comes into a game with a lead, the game is over. He has pitched in 586 games and 728.1 innings. He has 336 saves and a 2.43 ERA (Earned Run Average).
"He's (Mariano Rivera) the best I've ever been around. Not only the ability to pitch and perform under pressure, but the calm he puts over the clubhouse. He's very important for us because he's a special person."-Yankees Manager Joe Torre
Mariano Rivera by sprtsfan212 August 27, 2005
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Pottsylvania 

the magical land of Natasha Fatale and Ronaldo Guapo.
When in Pottsylvania, it helps to speak with a fictious Russian accent.
Pottsylvania by Rondaldo Guapo January 22, 2008
Hi idan
Idan by Hgfyhb bm November 21, 2021

co-niece-in-law 

Spouse's nibling's wife.
co-niece-in-law by Simaduria July 26, 2024

simiascopophobia 

A fear of being seen as behaving like a monkey, ape, or other primate. Usually occurs after getting involved in a stupid emotional argument to the point where you want to fling your own feces at someone.

Taken from: (1) David Foster Wallace's boviscopophobia, the morbid fear of being seen as bovine, and (2) simia-, the latin root for monkey.
Bob's strong simiascopophobia has kept him away from political discussions so long, he doesn't know who the current president is.

kardeion 

a nice guy who’s funny, weird, and very creative and athletic
kardeion is so fucking funny!!
kardeion by zhdueh November 21, 2021

The Stuart Smalley Generation 

aka "Millennial Generation", aka "Entitlement Generation". Currently self described "Greatest Generation"'; Those born between 1982 and 1992 with an "entitlement" attitude. In reference to the Saturday Night Live character "Stuart Smalley" as performed by Al Franken.
"The Stuart Smalley Generation" "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me!" -- Stuart Smalley, SNL (Al Franken) Tag Line