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Urban Dictionary

To be extremely ugly. To have more than 1 row of teeth. To have breath that will make onions cry. To be incredibly bad at offensive lineman in the sport of American Football. To write phone numbers on your own arm, claiming to "bag bitches" and the numbers are your own and your mothers. A person that should not even be allowed to attend a game of football.
Wow, that kid is such a gremlin.
A: Whats that smell? B: Oh that Gremlin just breathed again.
Gremlin by a WR November 3, 2010

111th Base 

Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"
Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.
111th Base by Esprit d'internet November 10, 2012

beeracuda 

some people have severe personality changes when they are drunk. This is a word for that person that tries to be mean and scary when talking to another guy friend
Dude 1: "Yo this is a pretty sick party"
Beeracuda: "Wassup bitches. why are you guys such pussies"
Dude 2: "Wow what a beeracuda"
beeracuda by 7th flo crew June 11, 2009

Christianity 

A twisted and controlling "religion", or rather, a cult.
"Come here, little Johnny! Read the Bible! Learn bout Jesus! Learn about Christianity! But don't read the Old Testament. Don't learn about the incest, rape, murder, sexist, and countless other terrible things in the Bible!"
Christianity by Kittenspore October 2, 2018
a slur used commonly to offend those of the LGBTQ+ community.
Jack: Thomas is a fucking faggot, i heard he sucks cock
Tim: Haha yeah man!
faggot by Oof Loof January 2, 2021
Joyd is joyd
Nothing to add
He is unique and can’t be compared.
Joyd is the smartest guy around.
Joyd is that guy from family guy.
joyd by Gabagab_against_the_world November 17, 2021