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Mind Flute 

The mind flute is the ability to add the comforting tune of a good flute to any song you might be happen to be around with your mind, without even the need of a flute or the ability to play the flute at all. This unique power also give you the power to teach random children how to sing and play the guitar.

This power is best exhibited by "Maria" from the musical "The sound of music". This particular example of the mind flute is best portrayed in the 1961 Australian production of the musical. This musical shows a single example of the Mind Flute though Maria who obviously exerts this power.
{Person 1}:
However will we get someone in time to play flute at out concert?

{Person 2}:
Don't worry! I can use Mind Flute we are fine.

{Person 1}:
OH! why didn't you say so!
Mind Flute by Gamee March 8, 2009
n.
1. an albino lesbian
2. common misspelling of "lesbian" amongst 5-7 year-olds
1. "You know that girl Sophia, with no pigmentation? I heard that last night she went down on Meg, that mullet chick who's on the field hockey team."
2. a six year-old's official list of bad words: asswhole, basterd, bich, hell, lesbino, penis, sex, vajina
lesbino by floutas December 6, 2006
to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
gonked by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021

stomping mudhole 

When you're eating at Taco Bell and get diarrhea, causing you to shit straight through your pants.
I had a stomping mudhole yesterday, it was so embarrassing
A group of punks: Singular - punk. Plural - punkin. Makes it hard cos they all get their spikes stuck to each others safety pins. Dangerous at night cos they all wear black so you don't see them until you're impaled on the spikes.
check out that punkin coming down the street, better get outta here before we all lose an eye.
Punkin by kat the rat August 13, 2006

SHIN Garfzilla 

A monstrous kaiju made from a cat who injected himself with shin godzillas blood

He has first been spotted in tokyo in 2016 cutting buildings with his beam and destroying lasagna factories.

Then he was spotted again the next year in 2017 he swam all the way to Indiana and tried to kill a man named jon arbuckle but was unable to because the head of the JSDF (Nermal) had the beast frozen
OH FUCK ITS SHIN GARFZILLA

Tsundere 

When someone loves you, but won't admit it.

Commonly used in anime and manga.

The person may seem cold and distant, but on the inside, they are secretly in love with you.

see also: kuudere, yandere, dandere
Levi is totally tsundere. He secretly loves Eren.
Tsundere by yellowpml April 3, 2017
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