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bowshzeet 

A person who is a role model to everyone. A Bowshzeet is always caring, and is always very well respected. Don't make a Bowshzeet mad, because Bowshzeet always has many friends to back them up. But most of all, they are beautiful and always is trustworthy and gives great advice to all problems. Everyone wishes they were Bowshzeet.
You always want a Bowshzeet kind of friend.

I wish I had a friend who acted like a Bowshzeet.
bowshzeet by Chickensarethewaytogo December 28, 2016
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Kleenex & Lotion 

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."
Kleenex & Lotion by j1138 July 8, 2009
Synonym of "uneducated, paranoid right winger". Normally an individual living in a fantasy world, who blames the fact that they are thick, ugly and unemployable on others. These 'patriots' take pride in wearing cheap Union Jack clothing or tracksuits (preferably both combined), have variations of bulldog tattoos, and a grand total of 3 teeth.

Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.

They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
"Did you see the state of that patriot singing GSTQ whilst falling out of Wetherspoons? What an absolute embarrassment."

"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."

"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
Patriot by annamcd February 21, 2019
A Disney addicted person, with an extreme attitude. Seem to be rude but actually a sweet soul once you get to know them. Smart, kind, caring and a stubborn person who don't like being told what to do with an independent mindset.
She is Dhewmi.
Dhewmi by Devoni November 27, 2023
A seriously underrated Youtuber with some of the best reactions to horror that sadly has a condition on his wrists that prevents him from playing many games nowadays. Thankfully he and his girlfriend (Sparrowmella) have a joint channel where she can play the game and still see his brilliant reactions in tandem with her also-brilliant reactions. His first video was a video of his reactions to him playing F.E.A.R. from 2006 with no gameplay. It became extremely famous and 3 years later he did his reactions to F.E.A.R. 2, which also became extremely famous. After that he started uploading regularly and has played a multitude of games such as Amnesia: Justine, Slender (the original, the Slenderman's Shadow maps, Haunt, Woods and The Arrival), Nightmare House 2, Faster Than Light and Minecraft, among others.. The most recently started series in his joint channel (Storpmella) is Octodad and their first (and still ongoing) was Cry of Fear.
Guy 1: Who are your favorite Youtubers?
Guy 2: Markiplier and Storpey.
Guy 1: I know who Markiplier is but who's Storpey?
Guy 2: The guy that made The Tale of Clive and Billy.
Guy 1: Oh, that video was epic!
Storpey by Toa of Gallifrey May 10, 2014

musicallyvoni 

musicallyvoni is one of most best fanpages ever! she responds to most of her fans and is very sweet! ❤️
we love you musicallyvoni!!!

street driving 

to drive your automobile on the street, as opposed to, say, offroad
"I'm takin' the day off so I can get me some street driving done"
street driving by getac December 6, 2004