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An amazing, sweet, kind, fantastical, loving and caring person. He is just the best person you'll ever meet. Once you meet him you'll fall for him instantly. He has an epic body, and majestic hair. Kaelum will care and love you to pieces and is very talented and smart. Once you fall for one, no one else will be the same.
Hey, you date a Kaelum?
Yeah, I do.
Damn you're so lucky.
Kaelum by bugrugbug February 10, 2014
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Kaylum is a simple but sophisticated boy. He is very smart and loves to achieve high. When he puts his mind to something, there is no stopping him until it is complete. He is also a very loyal friend and boyfriend. If you are lucky enough to get Kaylum as your boyfriend, don't let him go. He is very cute and resonably normal but there will always be something slightly different about him that makes him different from everyone else. This always makes him 10x more attractive. Kaylum is a very arty person and enjoys creativity and craftsmanship. He is also very dedicated to work and always has his priorities in order, and he will do whatever it takes to achieve something. Kaylum is cute but very handsome at the same time and the clash of the 2 traits will leave girls heart struck. He is very trustworthy and will stick by your side through anything and will always try to keep things on an uphill climb staying positive. Overall if your lucky enough to meet a Kaylum, stay with him.
"Did you see that incredible artwork?"
"Yes that was made by Kaylum!"
Kaylum by Pingaz123 February 18, 2020
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Kaelum • kallum • kaylum • kailum • Kalum • Kaelem • kaeluc • kaelun • kaerume • Kallum Weston

Kalumplingdonnersk 

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.
"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"
Kaylum is a smart boy that is very intelligent and creative. He does anything he puts his mind to and is a hard worker.

He likes helping friends and laughing. If you ever meet a kaylum you are so lucky.

Kaylum can be small or slender but small boxes comes with big contents.
Boy 1- aye see that kaylum kid?
Boy 2- ye he’s my mate he’s so nice.
Kaylum by OwOGirl369 February 28, 2019
The best girl in the world. A nice girl. loves animals. Loves to spend time with friends.

Kaeluh you rock =D

-Patrick
"OMG is that Kaeluh?"

"yeah,"

"Woah who is she hanging out with"

"Her friends moron!"

"Wow, I wish i was as cool as her" :(
Kaeluh by monkey54j February 17, 2010

kalumphe 

Kalumphe. Funny, dangerous, dominant, humorous, care free, loving, passionate. He will give you a taste of happiness when he wants you and a taste of sensitive addiction when he has you. He loves a girl he can spoil. Be careful, you don’t want to see him angry. Or do you? The outcome of your time with him depends on the heat of the moment. He’s a walking sex figure, and mind blowing sex giver in the bedroom. Your submission to him, his touch, his scent will be out of free will. You know better than to misbehave. Word of advice... be careful. Like we said he’s dangerous, and sweetly generous. Your rewards are more than your losses. But your losses hurt more than your wins. An adventure? “Him” (kalumphe)
Girl: hello
Boy: hello
Girl: who’s this

Boy : *smirk* it’s kalumphe.
kalumphe by @omgme February 5, 2020
the actual definition is a dove. The "name" Kallum refers to as of a dove. It means they're a gentleman/gentlelady, They keen to avoid any disasters and will always help you out!
example 1: Look at Kallum, what a gentleman!
example 2: Thank you Kallum for helping me!
Kallum by SoullessHeartz March 13, 2022
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