Someone who sits on the bench and collects dust. Also known as a fourth liner. Usually really sketchy at performing the usually physical activities.

THE CHICKEN…………..OF DEATH

El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…

Waffles.

If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.

A figure of apeach meaning to outwit someone, leaving the oposition feeling like they have obtained victory. It's not until the war of wits is long over and it is too late for retaliation that the misconstrued foe realizes their own defeat and their lap in victory lane becomes a walk of shame.

The universal effect in which your tongue turns blue after eating or drinking a blue product such as a slushee or a lollipop.

Fresh ripe dingell berries plucked from ass hair ; Hand pressed and left to ferment for 1 years.
Best served warm, with mange custard

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.