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Urban Dictionary

0 to semi 

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.
*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!
0 to semi by DaveG217 May 25, 2006
An amazing sexy lovable girl. If you have her your very lucky. Most likely to date a boy and have a life with him if his name start with D. she gorgeous and her heart is pure gold. She’s a keeper.
Lettssi is amazing.
lettssi by Dr.Felmore September 24, 2017
In America: A person who lives in town (as opposed to the suburbs or a ghetto on the outskirts of town) Usually it is used in a derogatory manner, but sometimes it is purely descriptive.
person 1: Where does Jerry live?
Person 2: Oh, he's a townie.
townie by Bob Dole Bob Dole March 6, 2008

Double D Dipple Nipple 

An Ice cream flavor that is made with breast milk.
Ice cream Man:Who wants ice cream?
Kid:Ooh!Can I get Double D Dipple Nipple

Gritty Uncle 

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.
1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.
Gritty Uncle by dcruzado January 25, 2011
To have an ejaculatory orgasm as a result of being sexually dominated.
"The movie Black Widow not only passes the Bechdel Test, it forces men to squeam as it puts them in their place." - Indiewire
squeam by multipa55 June 30, 2021
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