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John Mayer 

To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.
You should John Mayer her.

I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.

If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
John Mayer by Jason Lange December 26, 2010
She’ll light up your world like nobody else. She’s the sweetest and she’s friends with everyone and if you have an Rezmar as a friend, then don’t lose her. She also could be in the popular group cause she’s kind and loyal. Many girls can also be jealous of her, she can show them how it’s done! But.. don’t ever mess with her, or you shall pay for the rest of your life.
Girl: omg is that Rezmar! She’s so gorgeous!!
Other girl: I want to be her!
Rezmar by Potato2825 November 23, 2021
Girls and boys who think they have to be the best at everything. Usually the steriotype for a prep is some one who gets what they want when they want type of person. They only will listen to the "hot" music and follow in each other's footsteps. They dont know how to be themselves and they have to the expensive clothes.Preps think just because they have the coolest stuff and such they label themselves popular, and when popular means lots of friends...they really only have the few in their social group.
***Lyke omg, i didnt know thatz what you told mee! I lyke totally forgot!!!!!***
preps by fall2pieces-now July 30, 2005
Someone who is paid to do something undesireable.
You're a jobber. Paid to clean bathrooms.
jobber by jeremy q. January 8, 2005

Balzheimer's Disease

The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.

bethollph 

It’s a common German slang word that means wassup
Bethollph how you been?
bethollph by Bethollph May 18, 2021
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