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TWITARD; -Noun-; T-Why-tar-D's;

Stupid 13-20 year olds who have never read a real piece of literature in their lives; and have a mental delusion that one day a crazy obsessive/pedophile vampire or a possibly homosexual/crazy obsessive werewolf that: DO NOT EXIST will come and turn them into said monster. Can be found expressing their love for the series, and attacking all who disagree, all while screaming "Team Edward!", or "Team Jacob!"
Twitard: Hey did you guys read Twilight, its the best book ever written!

Person: Yes I have, and it was written horribly, you are a twitard.
Twitard by popNFreshhatesyou December 3, 2009
Hot sexy muscular tall guy who is okay with everything including being rubbed by other people
Syahil smile when harith rub him
Syahil by SkuGod November 22, 2021

Nipple Popper 

An act causing a female’s nipples to extend(pop out) and harden through sexual arousal and stimulation.
Giving her a striptease will be a nipple popper fo SHO! That extra 200 pounds will just bring more girls to the yard!
In the Armed Forces, especially the Navy and Coast Guard, "Soogie Powder" was equivalent to scouring powders such as Comet or Ajax.

The containers were indentical too, with a plain white label that simply read: "Soogie Powder".

The word was also used as a verb when referring to cleaning something.
"Get yer ass up it's time to turn two and soogie the head!"
Soogie by Xcoasty April 13, 2007

bar n' nob 

the trendy way of saying barnes & noble.
Trendy Hipster Jerk (most likely talking on his or her iPhone:) "i'ma grab a shower then head down the the bar n' nob, get my caffeine fix and the new paste magazine. want to meet me there?"

Not Quite As Hip Friend: "what the crap is the bar n' nob?"
bar n' nob by jplqn August 1, 2008

Eagletoned

When someone in a position of power is forced out after allegations of underlying disorders or mental health conditions resurface.

Named after former U.S Senator Thomas Eagleton, who was forced to withdrawal from being George McGovern's running mate in the 1972 Presidential Election after he admitted to being hospitalized with bouts of depression throughout his life.
Jeff was really excited about becoming the new Assistant Manager but once his boss found out he had dyslexia Jeff was Eagletoned.
Eagletoned by Pickle Richard July 12, 2021
its a forest what did you expect me to say
Forest by anonymous October 18, 2021
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