Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.

I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us

Facebook Doctor by FF29 October 13, 2020

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social vaping

Vaping only when others do it or vaping only when you're with your friends but not doing it on any other occasion like to get a buzz or just out of addiction

similar to social drinking

Jack: You vape?
John: I only do it when I'm with Jeff, Dan, Mark and Bob.
Jack: So you're Social Vaping
John: Excactly

social vaping by XODeadOnArrival December 18, 2017

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mirabelle

a mirabelle. she is so sweet and cares about you with passion!!! she also makes jokes that are nice and she also cares much about you! she’s beautiful and people say that but she denies it, but you know she’s gorgeous! you can never tell the difference between a mirabelle and the word nice.

person a: who’s that over there?
me: she’s mirabelle
person b: how do you know?
me: she’s beautiful and kind

mirabelle by unloveable October 9, 2019

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Scaliosexual

The sexual attraction to fish or water animals

Craig: I’m scaliosexual
Phil: you want fish and chips
Craig: *orgams*

Scaliosexual by Dadio is good April 22, 2020

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Microlude

Microlude (alt. MicroLuna)- n, the tiny delusion of grandeur when one thinks that their latest post, tweet or status update will make them famous.

example - p1 Man, I'm going to be famous when everyone starts saying "microlude"

p2 Dude, you're have a microlude

Microlude by wunddal December 22, 2009

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The God Delusion

A non-fiction book by the genius Richard Dawkins, one of the most important books ever written. This book is so important, because it may one day convince enough people of the truth. With the majority of the world atheist, society can advance more quickly with freedom from religion and all of it's restrictions.

Everyone should read The God Delusion with an open mind

The God Delusion by thereisnogod June 29, 2009

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Greaser

A greaser is someone that is very annoying and lies about getting with chicks. And also is very greasy in the face.

Greaser: oi bro I got with these 2 chicks in Bali, one was English and the other was American I had my own appartment and all.

Person: NOOOOOO GREASER, NO you do didnt.

Greaser by 144magnoliascreet November 25, 2011

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