humanzee
a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush
george w bush
the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?
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