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humanzee 

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush
the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?
humanzee by maks March 9, 2004
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No nut November a season Of pleasure, not for the boys of course...
This is the season or month where no boy shall nut In the month of November.
If someone is to use a “pass” for the month of November the pass may only be used once and once only. And one pass may be used per person no multiple passes. So good luck boys and have a good season😉
Hey man, have you failed NNN yet?
Nah man, I’m staying strong!
NNN by Someone else to November 5, 2019
Muaful is what you call someone who is to beautiful, perfect, handsome and amazing for your eyes and you fall more in love every time you look at them, when someone calls you muaful it means you have to marry them 100% so if a girl I don’t know named “Daisy” says your muaful it means you must marry and love her forever and ever and never leave mk bye.
Daisy- “you look muaful”
Abraham-“what’s that mean?”
Daisy-“idk muahahahaha”
Abraham-“is it good or bad”
Daisy- “it’s good”
Abraham- “hm mk”
Muaful by anonymous April 13, 2023

Mrs.Jacobs 

A crazy bus driver who talks to herself, is a boomer, hits kids, and talks about how many years of training it took to become a bus driver!
You know who you are Mrs.jacobs
Mrs.Jacobs by 1234567890 bakenator December 14, 2019

Crimson Circle

1. A person's anus
2. The after-burn or 'raw' feeling after anal sex.
3. An "entertaining" band from mansfield UK, an area which is well known for incest.
1. Don't rip the crimson circle
2. Sam gives a mighty bad crimson circle
3. Crimson circle are playing? I'd rather get a crimson circle off sam

Campfire Rules 

When someone starts to bring something up then won't tell you what they were talking about, you call campfire rules. A campfire app is helpful to stop disputes about lack of campfire.
"So I was thinking..."
"What?"
"Ohh nevermind. It's stupid."
"Campfire rules dude."
"Fine. I was thinking maybe we could go see the new Harry Potter next weekend?"
Campfire Rules by I_Miss_My_Sailor November 12, 2012

Doing A Kanye 

Doing A Kanye means...
Having a break down on twitter
Oh look... Hes doing a Kanye
Doing A Kanye by Godsbleach July 25, 2020