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Workgasm 

the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of work related enthusiasm, usually resulting from stimulation of the mind and thoughts relating to ones profession, occassionally accompanied in the male by ejaculation. Often times, women are able to fake workgasms to further their career.
Dude, when I was talking to my boss about the new Google GDrive, I'm almost certain he had a workgasm because he'd be able to work from any computer anywhere. His pants were saturated!
Workgasm by Michael_Scott January 26, 2009

Qhetaemelondatabounciruits 

a mix of every dev room bot in mpp
is Qhetaemelondatabounciruits a multi-bot?
This was created by css player breakyourface when he was typing on fps bannana to reply to bulletin insted of typing owned he typed pwned
it means to whoop someones ass in a game of some sort
i pwned that noob loving sunavha bitch
PWNED by FPS BANNANA February 26, 2008

Sexually Healing 

The act of engaging in a sexual exchange for the sole purpose of pleasure and relaxation.
John and I are just friends who enjoy sexually healing.
very self absorbed girl who doesn’t know when to shut her mouth . she tends to have big front teeth and wrinkly lips. can’t keep one boy , when she does she is usually speaking to another and doesn’t really know how to start a conversation or do maths.
‘have you seen that girl tegan?’
‘no why?’
‘her teeth stick out further than my boner’
Tegan by libbycrossem101 August 16, 2019
The way to pronounce "absurd" and sound academic.

Even though this abzurdity made everyone laugh, it shouldn't be allowed to happen in a normal course of events.
abzurd by Stinkbeard April 2, 2007
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me
Whenever I look at !ok I get hard.
!ok by !ok May 22, 2022
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