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Urban Dictionary

Punch'in 

A bloke who's girl friend is more attactive than himself would be "Punch'in above his weight"
"Look at dave! look at his girlfriend, that gezza's punch'in"
Punch'in by jake1999 January 30, 2009

alcohalzheimer's 

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.
I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.
alcohalzheimer's by CU@5 March 4, 2009

Sloppy Thursday 

When someone is giving a blowjob and sneezes all over the recipient's penis, then proceeds to use the snot as lube/flavoring
"my girl gave me one hell of a Sloppy Thursday last night. "
Sloppy Thursday by GlitchClown November 5, 2020

coco the gorilla 

Bad ass mother fucker gorilla who could talk
coco the gorilla by Pseujsjsj January 11, 2017
A person who recieves great amounts of parental support and not given much independence, later in life causing them to be highly disfunctional and childish in serious and day to day situations
You really are pampered LEWIS - Shawshitter
Pampered by Higgle Faggle June 22, 2026
To leave or ditch (a place or person), usually implying that you leave someone else to get screwed or to be alone (or in trouble). It often is used to describe a revoke of a pledge to do something or be somewhere.
- Where did Jason go?
- I don't know, man! We got busted, and he totally bailed and left us alone to get screwed!

- Man, John is such a dick! He was going to lend me a $50 and meet us at the club, but he bailed and completely bitched out!
bail by Mechanic1d April 24, 2014
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