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getting a higher score on your first SAT then your second or third attempt
Eric: "What did you get on your first SAT?"
Patrick: "1160, i should dominate this next one"
*Checks scores*
Patrick: "Damn, a 1050 what an SATease"
SATease by GOLFWANG May 21, 2011
Alijaha is one of the players. Dont fuck with him or his girlfriend because he will fuck you up. He is a lover boy and a sweetheart once you get to know him.hes alllll about his girlfriend in every which way and loves her beyond. Alijaha is a good looking guy who has curly beautiful long hair and always saying his hairline is crooked😂. theres no boy like alijaha he will always be there for you and make sure your good no matter what. he is a very loyal soul

Dont loose a boy like alijaha.
i love alijaha
alijaha by jj2222hottybody February 12, 2025

butterfly kiss 

When you rapidly blink your eye next to someone's cheek (or any place else) which makes your eyelash brush up and down against their skin.
She gave him a butterfly kiss every night before bed.

From the song "Butterfly Kisses"
butterfly kiss by LisahOH December 13, 2003

Devil’s lettuce 

A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.
Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
Devil’s lettuce by raj13 January 11, 2023

Vandy Girl 

Snobby, rich, spoiled, annoying, anorexic, preppy, better-than-you stuck up slut.

a.k.a. A girl that goes to Vanderbilt University.

Don't bother with it unless you (by you I mean your parents) can pay out of your pocket for all 4+ years at Vanderbilt without a dent in finances.

*Must also own personal island to obtain necessary level of importance.
*Houses in multiple countries is also a requirement.

Rules:
Wear sundresses in the summer.
And spring.
And fall and winter.

Oh. And always wear pearls.

Never dress in school colors for athletic events (i.e. football games).
^Wear a sundress.
Never stay for whole game.
Pregame and afterparty is a must.

Hair must be at least 4 inches below the shoulders.

Must drink only vitamin water for breakfast.
Skip lunch. If not possible... small salad. No dressing.
Again. For dinner, small salad. No dressing.
Only change out of sundress to jog.
Must jog daily to burn off salad.

Only other time acceptable to change out of sundress: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night = extremely short, exceptionally tight, barely covering, vag showing party dress. Ripped up stockings is a plus. Must = 5 inch (hooker) heels. Never wear a jacket.

When weather is cold, complain. Lots.
Make sure to arrive just as Vandy Van pulls up and cut off all the losers who had been waiting in line. (Why? Because you are cold since you lack the majority of necessary clothing).
Be a bitch.
Oh she's not a Vandy girl. She actually went to college for the education and got a degree to make a life worth living.
Vandy Girl by VandERBILT girl March 18, 2011
A Cyfi is when you take a wet shit in someone elses asshole and stick your fingers in their ass, sinking your shit deeper into their shit-filled anus, and then you stick your jimmy in their keister, using your wet greasy fucking shit as lubricant to better slip your slippery slide of a cock into their gaping void of an asshole and proceed to also finger their snatch while shooting the fattest load into their wet slimy shit filled anal cavity, which you fuck them so hard they'll get pregnant with shit black african babies and you shoot a fat one into each one, and you leave them for dead and move onto a different country to then, do the same exact fucking thing.
Dude, i just came back after doin' one of them Cyfis to one of my hoes
Cyfi by Ozzy Howdivile February 22, 2025
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