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Sandruff 

Grains of sand left in your hair after spending the day at the beach.
I rinsed off at the beach but my hair's still full of sandruff.
Sandruff by MagicSam June 29, 2011
A Joke Fail. A fail of comedy. A very wet blue thing
Your joke was an Ocean. Get away for me you useless comedian!
Ocean by Adrian_YT February 8, 2017
A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.
You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.
nubcake by Turd much? March 6, 2009

Offline camo 

When a person is on "appear offline" but is still talking to people on a chat program, they are using offline camo
I didn't know she was online because she was using offline camo
Offline camo by The deep &&&&&& February 28, 2009

The Lion King 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".
That chick took my copy of The Lion King last night!

free bleed 

When a woman is menstruating and chooses to not wear a tampon or pad because it's made by men. This is done by extreme feminists who think this furthers their cause. It just makes you look like a fool and shows a lack of respect for others and basic hygiene.
"Hey did you see the girl at the farmers market with the pit hair?"

"Totally dude, did you notice the blood on her legs it looks like someone stabbed her cooter with a letter opener"

"Damn free bleeders!"
free bleed by Sceptic03 April 13, 2014
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