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Textasy is the state a mobile phone or PDA enters when overwhelmed by text messages. In this annoying state of confusion, the phone or PDA will begin flashing or blinking and won't respond to normal commands. Often requires the user to reboot phone.
Dude...sorry I didn't get your text message. My phone is trippin on textasy!
textasy by juniusmaximus December 17, 2008

emilia clarke

literally the most genuine and beautiful actress to exist.. every time she smiles the world calls for her reign once again!! everyone's yellow.. if she's not yours, there's much to think about you!! let's pray her agent get's her some great films and shows for the future!!
emilia clarke by nita leo April 8, 2021

Dump 'n Ditch 

The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.
girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."
Dump 'n Ditch by bibblesworth August 29, 2009

Whatever Vibrates you to an Orgasm

In the old days there was an expression: whatever tickles your fancy - which meant whatever you want to do. Nowadays when people are more sexually overt, whatever tickles your pickle means whatever sexually stimulates you. You can use your own imagination as to the reference intended with each of the words.

This time we're taking it to a more straight-forward method with "whatever vibrates you to an Orgasm"usually heard it in a sarcastic tone
Girl: I got my license guess who will be driving soon?
Guy: Haha, I would never get in the car with you
Girl: Why?! Im a good driver
Guy: Yeah, whatever vibrates you to an orgasm

gamer brah 

What Kylo Ren would be if he played video games.
"Fucking hell! That whiny bitch just lost us the game, and HE's the one who's getting all salty!"
"Must be a gamer brah..."
gamer brah by LizardWizard1 June 21, 2016
Sage's are strong independent woman who aren't afraid to speak there mind. Sage's typically have blue eyes and brown/dirty blonde hair. Sage's always have a open heart and open mind to anyone that crosses there path. If you find a girl named Sage never let her go for she is bound to change your life forever. Watch out world Sages are very special!
Sage is a beautiful name but an even better friend.
Sage by thgioeuihri July 14, 2018
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