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Hempressing

The act of being a Hempress. A female or earthly being that identifies as such, that is of such high ranking within the cannabiz as to be royalty. Expert in all things hemp*, cannabis sativa l.

*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
The Hempress was cheered by the huge crowd at the annual hemp festival as experts in the hemp industry recognized those in the field making the most impact. She was quoted as saying, "hempressing is an honor and a pleasure and I thank my hempire for their ongoing support."
Hempressing by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019

slooting 

The act of chasing cooter online using sites such as plentyoffish or adultfriendfinder.
"hey terry, what you still doing on the laptop" ... "Hux, I am slooting"

Downesy was nervous at the thought of meeting a girl who he made initial contact with by slooting
slooting by terrybuffant January 17, 2010
Ewewer is used to describe a gay fat fuck who only knows how to eat and fuck.This man is a useless piece of shit that only watches porn and fap to men.He also have an extremely small penis and likes to flex it
ewewer by LivingBacon May 10, 2019

graham cracker 

a substitution to using derogatory words like "wigger";

a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.

FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)

Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
Be proud of your heritage. It's ok to appreciate other cultures. And it's ok to hang out with people of different ethnicities. That's the beauty that beauty that makes the world go around. But you're r trying too hard to be noticed. I agree. Who cares what other people think or say? I'm just telling you because there is an elephant in the room. I think people should mind their own business and let people live their lives how they want minus the judgement. But ignorant people are calling you a graham cracker. The assholes of your kind say that you are just a brown cracker / black but you're still a cracker. It's just a more subtle tactic of people with racial tendencies, fuck em, i know. I just wasn't going to be a part of something everybody knew but you.
graham cracker by BCakez March 16, 2022

TonyRobinsoning 

Where you stand up in the middle of a work day and shake your body for a minute to get energy going
Danielle is falling asleep again! Tell her to start TonyRobinsoning so she's awake!
TonyRobinsoning by Lanyelli January 24, 2023

sanctitty of marriage

Refers to da "hands off da merchandise" status dat tying da knot is supposed to grant (or impose, depending on da actual preferences of whichever chick we're talking about here) a lady's boobs wif regards to anyone besides her husband.
It's often da case dat if you ask a big-chested gal really nicely, she might be willing to disregard da sanctitty of marriage and allow you "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges anyway.

lolkeeho 

lolkeeho is the most wonderful person ever. sweet and funny, they always know how to make you feel better.
person 1: have you seen lolkeeho?
person 2: yeah i love them!
lolkeeho by fruitykale April 13, 2021
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