That nasty bug that you can get on your IPhone by using it in the bathroom.

Anus Sore. Rimming Instead?

When you and your boyfriend had an intense session the night before, and he is up for more again but you don't think you could survive another pounding.

This shit dont make sense

one of the most wonderful people to ever exist. they're beautiful, funny, and stupid too! (they think sanemi is hot.) they deserve the whole entire world, honestly. <33
i love the way they light up when they talk about their interests, i love the way they grow out their hisoka nails so they can stab someone, i love the way they hug me, i love the way they hate timothy, i love their eyes, i love their smile, i love the way they get so excited when cigarette daydreams comes on, i love the way they hold my hand, i love the way they're able to comfort anyone, even if over text, i love everything about them.

NOW KARLEE WHY THE EHLL DID TOU LOOK UP YOUR NAME ON URBAN DICTIONARRY 🤨🤨🤨
"the adults are talking" by the strokes reminds me of u btw BBOZO/

-your girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣💪💪💪

A Fortnite quote referring to the OG gangs making the OG season of Fortnite less sweaty.

meaning to add 4 oz. of syrup to 20 oz. of soda pop making it 24oz