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¹Someone who is obsessive over cum. ²Someone that's known to be a cum.
See that guy over there, I heard he was 'A-Cum'

Rumour has it, I can't get over how much of a-cum he is. He is such a doorknob at times
A-Cum by Sex.pot February 14, 2021
a gnome in disguises
fuck you keem star your worst then leafy

(ke-eam- star)
keem star by dickhead retard October 24, 2017

northern monkey 

Any one from the North of England with a sense of Humour.
northern monkey by Anonymous April 6, 2003

stufumbled 

A combination of stumbled and fumbled. Usually happens to inexperienced hand-walkers.
He stubbed his finger on the curb and stufumbled face first onto the sidewalk.
stufumbled by MangoBomberz October 18, 2012
Bethzy is a girl who make weird faces all the time. She love dogs because had 4 of them. She also has best friend who's name is Ella. Ella like pizza. Bethzy love hamburgers because she is chubby. A boy who's name is Aaron likes Bethzy but he's to shy. Bethzy has 3 brothers and 2 sisters named Abby, Miriam, Alex, Hector, and Hector Jr. Bethzy has married parents who sometimes argue.Bethzy is a Mexican-American, who love sopes and enchiladas. One of Bethzy grandmas have passed away on Christmas Day. Bethzy love dogs and is a libra. Bethzy is supper Attractive invoice one because she so beautiful. Are the boys live betting because she's so beautiful.
*bethzy walks down the hallway* Aaron: i'm going to go to the bathroom I'm scared because I like her Brandon: damn she's hot! OK Aaron she's mine you can't have her. Aaron: OK I don't like her anyways Brandan kisses Bethzy cheek. Bethzy: get away for me !
Bethzy by Malloy Undermanison January 8, 2018
A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
Cable by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
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