When teet fucks dao in the booty hole and she likes it so good like ugh ugh keaton harder

G.O.A.T.

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

Everything about you is an act. The real you is buried so deep you don’t even know what you actually think gender is anymore. At this point you’re either extremely dissociative or non-binary and confused. Either way the only way to truthfully say you don’t know is to pick drag as your gender. Because every interaction you have feels fake. You can express yourself as whatever is best in any situation.