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Dry wall cunt 

A women that is such a cunt that her super cunt powers can make a man put his fist threw a wall destroying the drywall...
Jeez, that Kirsten sure is a dry wall cunt.. better look out! She's such a bitch. Fuck that dry wall cunt!
NPSIS is like a school straight out of comedy sketch. When it rains, it’s not just the soccer team getting soaked but ceilings start falling and classrooms turn into waterparks. Principal, strutting down the halls like it’s a fashion show. Their school bags must double as workout weights with all those books they make u carry. Mandarin teacher hanging on for life just to torture students. Drama teacher obsessed with chicken biryani. “You can’t make chicken biryani without chicken,” is all he ever teaches. There is pet rat near toilet in cage. Looks like will give rabies. Homie stuck slime on ceiling and got suspended. Other annoying bum sent broski to hospital and got off with warning. Chilli fries bomb tho. Slurs on bathroom wall belittle u as u excrete. Safety railing outside school has caused more injuries than saved lives and bus aunties keep screaming at children and telling them that they’re fat. Some girls think they are in Bollywood movie and act like Karina Kapoor. English teachers disappear and don’t come back. Dating is even more agitating than those bad books that u what to burn. At least after school Chili Fries were bomb.
Lydia: what school do u go to?
Dinesh: NPSIS
Lydia: (walks away)
NPSIS by AyoyoBiggy March 6, 2024

Italian soccer

A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red cards an opposing player.
Pro-wrestling is about as legit as Italian soccer.
Italian soccer by Q-Ray July 11, 2006

Priyonty 

Someone who's in love with kth
Priyonty is a good girl

Vertical Rhinoceros 

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."

The Phillips Effect 

When your wife hardcore pegs her husband for so long that he actually becomes the subservient bitch in the relationship.
Damn Chads been a real bitch lately, Hope he isn't diagnosed with The Phillips Effect. His wife has been in his ass a lot lately.
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