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Urban Dictionary

Joe: I have 50 tumblr followers
Tim: What do you post?
Joe: I have posts about why what I see myself as
Tim: You're a fucking guy
Joe: No I am a homo
Tim: W-What? *clutches hand into a fist while his eyes dwindling erotically"
Joe: I'm- I'm homo Tim
Tim: Do you know what? *cries tears of joy* "I'm homo too!"
Joe: What are you sure you know what I'm talking about-
Tim: I am gay for you ;)
Joe: No, I meant I am a homo sapien
Tim: *trys to hold back tears slightly laughing* haha- I knew that as Tim cringes a big cringe
Joe: Tim- What the fuck
Tim: What
Joe: This is a definition of Tumblr
Joe: This entire paragraph
Tim: *realizes what happened*

Tim: yea- go fuck yourself there are only 2 genders you fucking discrace to god
Joe: oh
Tumblr by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016
When one goons and geeks out at the same time
"Yo bro, I'm totally gooking right now.."
"Let a homie hook out with you.."
Gooking by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025

Hitchhiker Fart 

An odor from an intense flatulent which follows the flatulator as they move.
"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".
Hitchhiker Fart by jon bausch September 12, 2005
French: 13th centenary.

A hollow sound that comes from the deepest part of a dry, smelly caves. Is normally caused by snails failing from the ceiling and striking the floor. Was regarded to early man as the sommoning noises of the Earth God.
Mark tumbed through the dictionary, searching in vein for a word he knew not. Through his journey of the enlightenment of the English language he stumbled into an empty cave, where in he heard an impeech. He should have realized the absence of danger, but ran because of the native's warning. The old, French natives.
Impeech by Lyle December 24, 2004

among us 

dead game
person 1: hey wanna play some among us
person 2: no its dead
person 1: oh.
among us by leovhs July 22, 2021

Objectous 

Any noun that looks/sounds like an adjective
Heuristic and objectous are both objectouses.
Objectous by drunken halfman September 14, 2010

gravy buster 

The act of anal fisting someone with diarrhea
Jack accidentally unleashed the gravy buster while rooting around his ladies backside.
gravy buster by Bud Clayton March 10, 2015
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