Fucking Machine

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !

Fucking Machine by zguy September 26, 2009

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Thanos

A giant, purple raisin, that's floating around in space. He also has a nice rock collection

I like Thanos' rock collection

Thanos by Unknown Name Definer June 23, 2019

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Galamad

Tony’s newborn child’s nickname but also secret middle name his wife doesn’t know about.

“Hey! Did you come up with a name for the baby yet?”

“Nah not yet, but it will probably just be Galamad.”

“Nice.”

Galamad by GalamadGuy December 19, 2023

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Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

Pedro Martinez by j_breeze September 9, 2008