derek jeter

Most well rounded player in baseball. Plays up to his high salary, will sacrafice his body to make a play. (diving into the stands face first) Hits for contact and power. Modest as hell and a pleasure to watch.

Dude, I saw Derek Jeter walking down the street and Baltimore, he asked me if I was going to the game.

Did you get his autograph?

Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.

derek jeter by Aaron S K April 28, 2006

traffic jacking

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.

Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.

traffic jacking by TheActionJackson December 7, 2013

Shprinkle

Shprinkle is a word that you can call your best friends or just anyone you like and if you say it you are most likely a pick me girl. Synonyms are BESTIE and shlime.

Hey shprinkle! Goodbyes my sprinkle! Oh my god shprinkle stop!

Shprinkle by Saxfishygp November 2, 2022

Sweat Bucket

N. an apparatus designed for the express funtion of catching and preserving the sweat, cheese and residual matter from a womans vagina and any folds or lobes associated there within!

Holy moley imagine the sweat bucket on that one!

Sweat Bucket by Flipside#9 May 22, 2007

ug

a short word to call a person ugly

yo she mad ug look at her

ug by shietta July 31, 2005

Tarzanian

1. (adjective) When one's attire, designed or weathered, resembles garments worn by Tarzan.

2. (adjective) To describe lewd or inapropros behaviour during social interactions and gatherings.

1. "Dude, that hobo's rockin some Tarzanian threads."

2. "Bryan is going Tarzanian tonight!"

Tarzanian by itsmarley September 2, 2010

up-to-date

When you have patrolled or surveyed a party or group of people, looked for possible pick ups and have narrowed down the choices to a few you could date.

Dude 1: Bro have you found anyone interesting here yet?
Dude 2: Ya man, im pretty up-to-date.

up-to-date by Quite Easily Demonstrated September 2, 2013

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