jperk

the act of being a total and complete lurker.

preys on innocent teenage girls and tends to hide in dark areas, to watch from afar.

"that was such a jperk move!"

"i can't believe you just jperked on her"

jperk by absolutecreep October 17, 2008

scooby snack

a meal that people eat when slazed out of their minds. it consists of a double cheesburger and a mcchicken, you take the mcchicken out between the buns and put it in the double cheesburger, then you put the 2 left over buns somewhere inside your scooby snack, creating the ultimate stoner food

kid 1- dude wanna go to mcdonalds? kid 2- fuck im way to baked to drive all the way to mcdonalds. kid 1- dude i need some fucking scooby snacks right now or i will die. kid 2- where the fuck would we get scooby snacks? kid 1- wait what?

scooby snack by shmalex shmaning February 25, 2009

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Cleveland eye

Similar to a E.P.D.D. where one's eyes point in two different directions. Aka, one eye is looking at you and the other is looking toward Cleveland.

Dude, I know she was a hotty but I couldn't keep talking to her cause she had a Cleveland eye. I didn't know which one to look at.

Cleveland eye by Jlmontana October 26, 2011

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ermotherfuck

the word for a woman who was fucked by a motherfucker

some motherfucker fucked me last night, I'm an ermotherfuck now

ermotherfuck by hundredpercenthuman December 16, 2021

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Evan Dahm

Author of Rice Boy comics. Resides in North Carolina

www.rice-boy.com

I wish I could draw like Evan Dahm

Evan Dahm by blumixtape March 16, 2009

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Abigail

A demon who's dumber than Doofus Rick and doesn't deserve the sympathy he does

My sister is a total Abigail

Abigail by WackyWoohooPizzaMan September 4, 2021

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LMTNS

Acronym for: Let's Make Today Not Suck.
Motivation for when things suck.

I don't want to go back to work but LMTNS!

LMTNS by The Anti-Acronym Guy August 4, 2022

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