ciseon

When someone threatens to throw a water bottle at you.

You better shut the fuck up or else I'll ciseon you

ciseon by Poochiemist January 14, 2018

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Delined

Delined: a seriously failed attempt to keep up with a hollow legged cowboy resulting in abnormal behavior, several days of PPD and possible divorce or death.

Last night I went out and mike delined me. I was not right for a couple of days.

I got so delined last night my wife almost left me.

I was so delined last night I woke up in a cab with peanut butter, a monkey, and a receipt.

Delined by JbyrneAR September 28, 2017

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spraked

high on crystal meth, by a large amount.

That guy was incredibly spraked

spraked by Brandon Dew January 31, 2006

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Israeled

Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.

"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."

Israeled by MathProf December 27, 2023