When you work night shifts and your brain stops working. You may appear intoxicated and have difficulty driving home.

something you call your mom because she’s an npc

A nerd, in simple definition, is a person with poor social skills who is very intelligent and creative. Although the word "Nerd" has only been recently used, the species has been around for centuries.

They are persecuted because of their "social deficiency" and intelligence. However, true nerds do not care about this, since they have their own sense of what is cool.

They tend to be loners and egotistical people who embed themselves in things such as computer skills, art, music, books, plays etc to make up for their lack of status.

Although a nerd may have a few non-nerd associates, the nerd's only true friends will be other nerds; and additionally, nerds have only been known to mate with their own species.

The natural enemy of the nerd is the goth

The after-effects caused by taking an excess amount of any psychoactive drug, but most commonly used to refer to the period when the effects of consuming a large quantity or powerful dose of marijuana have recently worn off. Symptoms vary between drugs however most share commonalities such as the feeling of being dazed or 'spaced out.' It is dissimilar to a hangover due to an overhaze not resulting in any physical level of pain or nausea.

a thick pompous mustache usually sported by overrated western actors and 70's porn stars capable of consuming other inferior sanchez's

a dumb person
This is a very old fashioned word & have heard from my mother & was passed from my grandmother which would be 103 now.