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Colorado Crab Cake

When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Colorado Crab Cake by JTabd July 10, 2023

thumbsville 

An imaginary place where you can go while thumbing your ass. people who go here are usually gay but wont admit it.
Luke is in thumbsville right now, fisting his ass.
thumbsville by charles 69 February 25, 2021

Peepee Butt-Fart 

When during sex, you shart and pee on your partner.
Dude, I shouldn't have had that burrito, it made me peepee butt-fart on Peyton.
Peepee Butt-Fart by AmazaynJohn December 8, 2016

hardvore 

When your vore is on the crazy and extreme side, rather than tame, responsible softvore action.
Whoa man...this orgy is a little too hardvore for me.

holeweed 

An insult referring to the female version of dillweed which means pubic hair.
dillweed
Anna:Hello my name is Anna
Deisy: Eww get the fuck away from me holeweed
holeweed by @youngest_mula August 31, 2016

Cody Culp 

A bearded dragon from central PA. He feasts on woman from Illinois and occasionally inserts large objects into his anus.
Cody Culp is the scarriest person to ever walk the earth.
Cody Culp by LawLerPown April 27, 2009
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