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Ignore people and don't listen to anybody and also misbehave and don't give a shit about anything or anybody .
I should disobey the school dresscode because ima bitch.
disobey by Natalia Loy😉💗 October 15, 2017

Fengapapit 

When your cat (or any animal) falls from a height above you, you raise your hand in protection but have your index finger extended, the cat comes down and your index finger penetrates the cats rectum. You have yourself a fengapapit predicament (true story)
The cat fell off the shelf above me and a fengapapit predicament ensued
Fengapapit by ScubaSteve'O April 22, 2024

air hoops 

The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)
Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?

Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(Simulates shooting a basketball)

Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!

Horoscope 

Telescope that can only see whores
"A horoscope, what's that a telescope that can only see your face..."
Horoscope by Avocado_ Alien July 16, 2018

3 forward 

Most often pronounced 3 ferd

A male that undergoes breast augmentation and hormone therapy however maintains his genitalia and presents himself as a member of the opposite sex to unsuspecting victims. 3 forward refers to the two breasts and the penis, with all three appendages being forward the rest of the body.
As your wing man, I’ve got to stop you right now. I’d bet a grand that chick you’re talking to has got 3 forward.

Did you hear Kenny took home a 3 ferd last night? He says he was too drunk to know what he was doing...
3 forward by 3forward April 11, 2008

Breeders 

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.
The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.
Breeders by Glittery Goddess June 24, 2004
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