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Urban Dictionary

Rusty Banana 

The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"
Miranda gave me the best Rusty Banana last night, it hurt so good.

Simpressive 

When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.
John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
Simpressive by bentslightly January 4, 2022
He is to be found in the private chat on iFunny named Highly Offensive!!!. Hes into sports and has a corny personality with lame jokes. Likes to eat as much as a hippo yet gain no pounds. Uses a lot of banter and flows with the jokes. In other words, he's an abnormally amazing human being.
Damn is that my boy Jose? Nah foo that's the man _Jose_.
_Jose_ by Carne_Asada January 25, 2019

lickfuck 

What the lickfuck you talking about?
lickfuck by Gre October 29, 2003
-This nane is not that common but if you have a guy named Koren dint loose him, he is a keeper.
-Smart, Cute, Handsome, Talented
-The Guy you can build a future with
-He will always be the for you
-Hardworking
-He is determined to what he does
*WE MIGHT JUST EVEN CALL HIM A CHAMPION*
-Husband material
-Everybody's friend once you get to know him and Honest, u might aswel make him your best friend.
Who is the hunk? Its my boyfriend Koren.

Koren is so awesome, He is my bestfriend.
Koren by Outlaw2017 May 17, 2017
It’s what convenience stores are called in NYC & something your typical townie New Yorker takes a lot of pride in for some reason.
“It’s called a Bodega man, a very unique part of NY culture where you can buy chips”
Bodega by BobSagPants July 2, 2022