Carlie McWilliams is my sexy ginger time <3

The Incident of attempting to rethink the strategy regarding weapon smuggling grew into a jawdropper due to that one mistake.

corrie helema: is that chess?
student: no
corrie helema: good i hate chess.

"Bro! You've spent the last nine hours playing that video game, are you some sort of technologophile?"
"Ugh! I saw you get up on that television screen! You nasty technologophile"
"Dude, you're such a technologophile! We all know you are emotionally closer with your video games and T.V. shows than your girlfriend!"

If you are 20 years old and have sex with someone who is 40 years old, you have successfully done a double up.

Whoa, she acts like a JAZILETH