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Jayden wheeler 

Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family
Adam: Hey dom come outside

Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler

magantit 

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my magantit is gone
magantit by magerman January 30, 2018

Loudiggs 

a person of intrigue; generally known to be coolheaded, intelligent, and possess a general level of awesomness.
I don't really know his name, but he is quite loudiggs.
Loudiggs by JKerouac July 15, 2010

Sim Dating 

A romantic relationship between two people's online characters, but not between the actual people themselves. Also known as "Avatar Dating."

It allows for the ultimate "Safe Sex" experience, as well as permitting multiple relationships in multiple virtual gaming environments, such as WoW or Second Life
Yeah, my level 12 night elf has been sim dating her level 17 enchantress for quite a while now... but since she didn't help me out in my last battle with the mage, I'm going to dump her soon.
Sim Dating by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Spice Girls 

A Swahili term for "cervical gundersnatch." Also a boy band comprised mostly of females.
"Oy mate, me and my Swahili footy blokes are going to take the piss out of the Spice Girls, where by Spice Girls I am referring to the cervical gundersnatch instead of to the boy band comprised mostly of females."
Spice Girls by John Bloodfart Holmes November 26, 2014

ticky tour

Going from one destination to another, without using the intended route. Namely, being lost but not admitting to it when you finally reach said desitnation. Can be used in terms of transportation and general incompetance.
Person 1: "Where the hell have you been?"
Person 2: "Sorry I'm late, I had to go on a ticky tour."
ticky tour by little-bit-lost February 8, 2013
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