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situational tourettes 

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.
She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
this is every brown boy who pulls no bitches but has such deluded opinions
he sounds like a dev
dev by goodsoup6969 May 15, 2022
MTV, A television station which in the early 90s played a variety of music and had cartoon shows like Beavis and Butthead.

After 2000 or so MTV switched gears and began playing Over rated new age artist like Soulja Boy, Kate Perry, My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy. Etc.

MTV focuses mainly on a new Genre of rap being defined as "Snap Rap" and also focuses on a new Genre of pop being defined as "Prep Pop". Aside from the music it plays MTV is known for its reality shows like Real Word, Laguna Beach, Viva La Bam and so on. All of the shows defined as Reality TV are in short a hidden truth of the dumbed down American Society, caring for nothing other then flashy clothes, boyfriends, baby mama drama and flying off the handle over simple matters.

MTV is having a huge impact on future generations, such an impact that the children of the future are turning out just like the "Reality" stars they see on TV, ignorant, dumb, abuse drugs, flys off handle over spilt milk etc.

The next generation will be a terrible place to be born, the 90s generation was bad with gang violence and drug trafficking but the next generation will be focused on drug abuse and violence against parents for not buying them new clothes. MTV is generation baby boomers and parent haters.

Most real music has been slain by this network, any modern day radio station will demonstrate the absolute rape of American Music.
Girl: omg i saw laguna beach last nite on MTV and lyke omg i cant believe she got chillie thrown on her shoes by her mom omggg id kill my mom..

Logical Person: Who the fuck cares?
MTV by MTV is bad August 3, 2010
Another interesting thing about the musical "Jesus Christ superstar" is that it paints Judas in a sympathetic light. He starts off the musical by singing about how much he love and respects Jesus but accuses him and his followers of having "too much heaven on their minds". So, drunk on their own hubris, they ignore Judas when he tells them that their "captors" will hurt him. He was right. That is exactly what happened. Even if he wouldn't have told them where to find Jesus, they were already looking for him. After Judas sees what they've done Jesus he proclaims that Jesus "has murdered him" and hangs himself. Again, Judas was correct.
Iam "You're awfully quiet today..."

Hym "Because, like Judas, I know exactly how this will end....."

Iam "It..... *Sigh* ...... I'm not worried about it..."

Hym "You should be.... It's the only thing that matters...."

Iam "Hmm... This kind of makes me sad..."

Hym "Don't be. They my be ignorant but they at least know enough to know better. I don't even know why you even bothered trying."

Iam "I thought it would work..."

Hym "The sooner you understand that they only care about harvesting what they can from the two of us the easier this will be"
Judas by Hym Iam April 9, 2022

Sumariibanana 

Sumariibanana is a very cool person on TikTok than often gets totured by TikTok algorithm
Person A: Hey do you know about Sumariibanana?
Person B: that user with a dead hanging persona? YEA
person A: DID YOU READ THE LORE ON WATTPAD
Sumariibanana by Something plush August 26, 2022
A hairy tree-dwelling monster that lives on cheese and vegetables. When the Grarr sings it little song, people in close vicinity are hypnotized. The Grarr then jumps on them from it's leafy hiding place and squishes them into jam. Apart from that the Grarr is a very kind creature, willing to share it's precious cheese with those it deems worthy. The Grarr has also been called the Bruce, the Dreadpixie and the Gnod.
Look up there, it's a Grarr! Arghhhh!
Grarr by Pennice May 21, 2011
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