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Urban Dictionary

Timothy William Preston 

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.
"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"
The SECRET WEBSITE of the HACKERS ON STEROIDS known as ANONYMOUS.
If you ever go to this website, you must GET A DOG AND SHUT THE CURTAINS!
CONFRONTING EVIL
A far-left website known as "4chan" is providing child pornography to internet pedophiles.
4chan by FAUX NEWS January 25, 2009
a miniature sized, hormonally charged cross-eyed man who hides in the most inconvenient places....think you want to find him? be careful what you wish for....he will let out a deafening shriek if discovered!
Where's my chippy?

THERE'S my chippy!
chippy by Zingolo January 15, 2011

Canadian flicker gooning 

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?
To completely disregarded something someone does or says.
Wasn't that bird I pumped last night tidy.

Niuz mate, she was dirt.
Niuz by Shnurgs September 14, 2017
A rare, delicious berry, found only in Ohio and Moscow.
You: I added adjerbs to my cereal this morning. They were delicious.
Someone else: Dude, you know those are poisonous, right?
You: O.O
Adjerb by languagetechnician June 18, 2011