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Urban Dictionary

Lizardsquad 

A group of shitty hackers that still managed to do just enough to piss off more people in a month than the entirety of 4chan has since it's existence.
Lizardsquad aren't the best hackers, but they sure did piss off some over obsessive gamers.
Lizardsquad by Do I Smell Burning? January 14, 2015

vajayjay crunch 

When a woman's pants are so tight that the actually fabric comes into their vagina; a vaginal wedgie; AKA camel toe.
Irene: Man! I was experiencing a total vajayjay crunch yesterday when i squeezed into my little sister's pants.
A straight, middle part wig that's long and flowy. Think of the part being buss down the middle.
I just installed a 42” buss down and it’s giving scalp!
Buss Down by Culturevulturesbeware December 16, 2022

Washing The Barber 

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
Sawcon deez nuts
SawCon by PomuHub October 7, 2021

Upper Decker Chowder

After taking a dump in the 'upper' part of the toilet (the tank), the individual is so famished he must dine on his own soup!! Thus..."upper decker chowder"
Man that food Ryan made went right through me...but I wanted to be sure I got all my nutrients so I dined on my own Upper Decker Chowder
Upper Decker Chowder by spqrbc August 31, 2010