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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole 

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.
Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!
She is a kind friend and will never let you down she is trustworthy and always includes you in everything if you get left out, when you're with Nurmira I am 100% you wont be left out or be alone<3 She is obsessed with Marvel, and that's okay! She likes Harry Potter which is always a good thing to like! She loves reading(Well I at least I think she does) She is very relatable if you are just like her, which is, loves reading, loves Marvel, likes Harry Potter, etc. She is the best and closest friend you will never be able to leave, it's like connecting to a piece of a puzzle and then never being broken. She is VERY trustworthy, she may ask a lot of questions or talk a lot, but you must enjoy her company. She sings songs whenever she feels like it, silently or not, maybe some curse words in those lyrics but it's alright thats normal! To be honest I really do love her as a friend, she is so kind and trustworthy. Honestly, don't break her. She might seem happy on the outside but it's always an act, well at least I think it's a fact! Sadly she has been called emo, depressed etc. I always feel bad for her though, she deserves so much better honestly. I LOVE NURMIRA AS A FRIEND! I treasure our friendship<33
"Nurmira is so kind and trustworthy, so stop talking trash about her!"

Crackauey 

To a turn around 180 degrees abruptly. Most commonly occurs in a vehicle, but also can be performed on foot.
I forgot to get melk for my cereal, so I had to crackauey real quick and went back to the store to get some.
Crackauey by Bon E Tieler April 4, 2022

pregnant pillow 

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.
‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

timber tug 

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.
timber tug by Eldor peeener November 20, 2022
Typo made while tweeting on a keyboard that would be too small for Lilliputians. Also known as a Twittographical error.
Tweeto: Found awesome new shows on sale ay Marshall's.

when what you really meant to say was:
Found awesome new shoes on sale at Marshall's.
Tweeto by Carma68 September 21, 2009
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