Blish

Bullshit, derived from the "Blish Lock" system, a patented idea that didn't do anything but make the patent holder money

"If you press the drink and the return coin button at the same time the vending machine gives you both"

"Blish, tried it a few times yesterday, it does one or the other"

Blish by Egrith April 3, 2022

Newmaned

Never giving the full story when asking for help to make decisions. A pouter, like Eyore, never taking responsibility and taking the "well I didn't know" excuse.

She Newmaned me again..

Newmaned by Poopwood October 14, 2021

runescape

a horrible game filled with 2 year old immature chumps begging, whoring, and generally being a jackass. the only reason you play is so you dont get harassed by some jackass that'll harass you even if you are his level. i'm not a hypocrite i've played 2 years and if you dont believe me look up homerman2.

Runescape is full of idiots so dont play it.

runescape by theamazingbender October 14, 2006

If she wasn't my daughter

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

If she wasn't my daughter by kingshowman October 28, 2016

Best friend

A best friend, also known as a Bff, is someone who has your back and still cares about you after every fight. You should be able to tell them anything without worrying about their reaction. They will stay loyal to you and will love you for who you are. Even you you have lots of other friends, your best friend is still your favorite. A best friend doesn't ditch you for other people, even if you're mad. If you're so-called best friend lacks at least half of these traits, you should find someone better to spend your time with.

"You know that pretty girl over there?"
Me: "Yes! That's my best friend."

Best friend by yoyoyoyoyo!? February 5, 2020

technoversity

A term introduced in 1973 by G. Louis Heath, Ph.D. in his book, THE HOT CAMPUS: THE POLITICS THAT IMPEDE CHANGE IN THE TECHNOVERSITY. It connotes a university that has strayed from the liberal arts and the search for the truth to one that has become focussed on the techniques of advancing faculty as well as student careers. This emphasis on technique or method over content and substance lies at the heart of the technoversity.

(1.) "This university is so focussed on the practical and applied it stifles my soul! It is a true technoversity!"

(2.) "Now that my university is festooned with computers and smart boards, the profs have gone power-point happy. If they would only discuss the meaning of things with me I'd feel less hemmed in."

(3.) "At a Technoversity, the medium is the message, and the message is HOW rather than WHAT and WHY."

technoversity by circus room February 27, 2011

the garden

da dopest, most talented punk rock band 2 ever exist.
the 2 members of da band r fletchair n y@ shears

i think i saw u @ the garden’s concert last week, it was pretty sick

the garden by NadaHeaven August 10, 2020

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