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a veryyy small butt. people with these usually wish they had a donk.
person 1: " I wish i had a donk."
person 2: " Sorry, but you're stuck with a dink."
dink by peace[: January 7, 2010

Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.
Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
Funky-Towned by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

Yearbook Boner 

When you're looking through a yearbook from any school, and suddenly you have an erection.
John was looking through his yearbook when he saw Kelly's picture, remembered something, and then got a yearbook boner.
a HUGE rail of coke (at least six inches)
"i just did a horker the length of my arm." (eyes water up immediately)
scarface did horkers.
horker by nooch420 May 8, 2008

fiddlefudge 

An insult, meaning a person is rude and impatient.
"You absolutely ungrateful fiddlefudge."
fiddlefudge by SirAustin77 September 27, 2021
that's so weezer
Weezer by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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