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new muscle 

A person who has recently began lifting weights, acquiring minimal to some muscle definition, and feels the need to show off by wearing tight-fitting short sleeve shirts and tank tops - even on cold days.

Similar to new money.
"Damn, it's gotta be like a 40 degree day out here."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."
new muscle by speaks4 April 2, 2008

Valorant 

Valorant is an upcoming free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed by Riot Games. It is the first game Riot Games has developed in the genre. The game was first announced with the codename Project A in October 2019. It plans to release in Summer 2020.

It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.

Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!
Bob: Aye, mate, you got a Valorant key yet?
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.
Valorant by TheSingleCell April 9, 2020

shit show 

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Similar:
fiasco clusterfuck
"The picnic turned into a real shit show because that bozo decided to throw rocks at that hornet's nest."
shit show by Burnov September 18, 2003
A butiful being....usually Indian and is a ladies man.....he is always loved by everyone around him. They are very smart and love wanking to anime.
Wow that guy has to be an amist... He is so hot.
amist by Dr Aryan Sloth February 8, 2019
Short for Muttiah Muralitharan. A Sri Lankan cricketer. Considered the best off spinner in the world and in 2002 named the greatest bowler of all time. He has an unorthodox action that gives the appearance of a bent arm, especially with the doosra which turns from leg to off. Cricket fans are divided on whether he is a great player or a cheat. He has been greatly criticised by the former Indian spinner Bishan Bedi who described his action as being like a javelin thrower.
1. "Muralitharan is the Donald Bradman of bowling" - Steve Wauth
2. "Why should a bowler be allowed to chuck because he has a defective arm" - Bishan Bedi
Murali by Cricketfan July 16, 2006
I've got my leather chaps on. I'm feeling cock sure
cock sure by bongo74 June 8, 2009

fuck-fest 

I really enjoyed the lesbian fuck-fest
fuck-fest by Xyrus November 6, 2003
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