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November 17 

National boys say yes to everything day... Time to spend some money. Sorry boys!
can i have a ring please it’s november 17!
November 17 by only speaking facts November 17, 2020
The art of educating another with pure sass.
"What is a Denzel?"
"An huge unexpected boner in your face from an unwitting comrade, dummy."
"Ah! I comprehend!"
"You, my friend, have been edumacated!"
Edumacate by lotfullstop October 16, 2017

Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."
a nickname for the sexiest fucking hoe you will ever meet in your life, he/she makes my mouth drool and my dick expand so... attractively! I love the feeling
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's my wii7, strapped to a chair in my basement. Can't you see how cute she is?"
wii7 by lmakmoment December 22, 2023

Glossy taco 

Another more fun word for glossy top coat, the thing you put on to of nail polish
I'm putting a glossy taco over my blue holo nail polish
Glossy taco by Holomaniac April 18, 2018

Wetaskiwin wax seal

The act of Cumming in the eye and then proceeding to stab the same eye with the tip of your penis.
"Last night I gave her the wetaskiwin wax seal."
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