When you make a joking pinky promise

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.

a rapist that gets u in the night inside of the forest posted up in a white car

A phrase that is akin to “it is true that” or “I think that”, “no cap” is often used to describe an opinionated statement or a statement that is believed to be true. Stemming from the verb capping (basically, “to lie”), it quite literally means “no lie.” Because of this, no cap can be used to describe something that is not thought to be true by the speaker’s audience. No cap can be used to describe factual statements, but due to its slang nature, it is most often used in an exclamatory manner.

british slang for shit